"Wow!" Mallory exclaimed as she looked before her. "I can’t believe that today I get to visit the best theme park in Loserville, Dump World! The never-ending land of trash!" she jumped up and down excitedly.

"I guess winning that deodorant selling contest at our school was good for something, besides getting rid of body odor."

"May I have your ticket please?" the ticket guy asked Mallory.

"Ticket? Oh! A ticket!" she said. "Oh yeah, here it is." She said as she reached into her pocket and pulled it out.

Mallory heard a noise and looked up. "Cool, it’s a flying pig!" she said.

She walked into a pole. "Owww!" she said, rubbing her head. Mallory walked on. "Oh! There’s the fly-go-round! And the trash coaster, and the, uh, I’m confused." She said. "So,what do I wanna go on first?" she asked herself. "I know! The barf racer!" Mallory excitedly skipped over to the line.

Mallory waited, and waited, and waited, for 10 WHOLE ENTIRE SECONDS (whoa!)until she could go on. Then, disaster struck! (dum dum dum)

"Sorry kid, you have to be at least 4893 inches tall to go on this ride." The ride helper person thingy said.

"I want to go on this ride right now!" Mallory screamed. "UNICO RHOMBI POWER,MAKEUP!"

"Ahhh! My eyes, my eyes!" People screamed as they saw her naked.

Sailor Unico appeared as the glittering shower of sparkles faded.

"I’m Sailor Unico, and I’m going to get on that ride if it’s the last thing I do! THE SEA IS ALWAYS GOOD!" she screamed. A horn grew on her head and doused the people nearby with water. Then, Mallory fainted.

"Uh, pass the popcorn." Mallory said in a dazed voice.

"Mal, are you ok? " Julie asked.

"Where am I?" Mallory asked. "I’m confused."