Mike Myers (dum dum..dum) stood up. All the senshi were tied up, with the exception of Valerie, who bit his ear off when he tried putting the rope on her.
"NOW, WITH YOU TAKEN CARE OF, I WILL GO ON WITH MY PLANS!" And with an evil cackle, he left the room.
"F%#K!" Julie cried. "Valerie get us OUT!"
Valerie stared at the other senshi, a smile forming on her lips."Say please!"
All of their jaws dropped.
"Ohhhh! I never knew Val would play dirty!"Niki said with approval."Nice!"
Valerie curtsied and walked around her tied up companions.
"Now..let's see...since all of the other sushi are defeated..I declare myself..LEADER!" Their jaws dropped more.
"WHAT DID SHE SAY?!"
"LEADER?!"
"THAT'S MY F%#KING JOB!!!"
"Should have known this was going to happen..."
"Wow..Val pwnz!"
After a few minutes of this, Valerie cleared her throat.
"As I was saying . . . I, Valerie, Sailor Psychy, am now officially leader of the Sailor Sushi."
"Cough Senshi cough," Mallory muttered.
"SILENCE MORTAL!!!" Valerie cried and went on. "You, the slaves, will do my bidding! And I also declare Niki as Co-leader!"
Everyone groaned (except Niki who cheered).
"Now, we don't need any of that!"Val glared at them all. "Well I'm hungry and the ice cream truck is outside so.. . CYA SUCKERS!" With that, she ran out the room.
Julie was confused. She was staring at the wall muttering things like,"Me no special no more" and "So the chicken came first.." It was pretty scary.
"Julie..JULIE!" Eva smacked her ex-leader. "You're talking nonsense! We need to work together to get out of this mess!"
"And go outside before the ice cream truck leaves!" Whined Vanessa.
"You mean, and stop Mike Myers’s (dum dum dum) evil plot, whatever it is," corrected Special K.
"That too."
So, all the senshi (except Bob who was too b*tchy to help) wiggled their way toward the door. They quietly (HA! Ya right!) wiggled to the stairs and tried going down as slowly as possible. To make a long story short, they fell.
After some screaming and nasty bruises, the senshi wiggled to the kitchen where Lisa cut them free with a knife.
"Yes! Ok! Now on to saving the day! Well. . . trying to save the day while failing miserably and somehow defeating the villain in the end!" Mallory beamed.
And so,they went outside.
At the evil lair.. . (or Niki's laundry room) Mike Myers (dum dum dum) ate an ice cream cone.
"SO EVERYTHING IS GOING AS PLANNED?"
A small white rabbit with a pocket watch (ring any bells?) shuddered, "Y-yes..mas..master."
"GOOD! NOW WHO ELSE CAN WE CONTROL?"
"A g-girl named. . . A..Ale..Alexia . . . Sai - Sailor Moo's . . . dau . . . daughter!"
“WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! CHOP CHOP!"
And with that, the rabbit left.
"So now we are here
Julie is in tears
As we search for Valerie!
To right the wrongs
And make more wrongs!
To defeat the new evil!
And off with our heads!
Out goes our brains!
And tied up on a track
Getting run over by a train!
So here we are, walking again
To face the evil of Mike Myers!"
"SHUT UP, NIKI!!!" Special K screamed, ready to clobber the red head.
"How rude!" Niki stuck her tongue out at her. "I just want some dramatics in this fanfic!"
"Well we have enough dramatics as it is!”
Eva sighed, she looked at her watch then remembered she can't tell time which made her sigh again.
Julie, now confident again, walked in front of the group. "Oh stop the fighting damnit! Niki do you know where Val is?!"
Niki shook her head. "Nope, but maybe she's at that coffee shop...she loves the karaoke machine, and whenever she’s just done something stupid, that's the place she'll go."
So they went to the coffee shop, wondering why Niki didn't tell them this earlier.
"MY LOVE FOR YOU! ALWAYS FOREVER! JUST YOU AND ME ALL ELSE IS NOTHING!!!" Valerie screamed into the microphone. "NOT GOING BACK, NOT GOING BACK THERE! THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND, THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND US!"
As all the senshi entered the cramped room, they all ran back out.
"What was THAT?!"Bob ask.
"I think it was a banshee giving birth to a elephant!" Vanessa said in terror.
"Nah, that was Val singing." Niki answered smiling, thinking she was the smartest for knowing that.
Reluctantly, all of them went back inside, their ears covered.
"Thank you! My beautiful audience!" Valerie gleamed. "Now for my next song, it's . . ."
But before she was able to say her next song (thank god) Special K and Eva grabbed her and dragged her off stage.
Valerie made a small o in surprise and struggled.
"Well well well, lookie what we have here . . . little miss "I'm the leader now so obey me!" Julie snarled. "Bow down before me and beg for forgiveness!"
Valerie refused but after getting bribed to be able to torture Bob without being stopped, she gave in.
"And, off to face the boss!"