Everyone panicked (don’t they always?)

Julie stopped screaming and said, "Ok everyone, stop running around like idiots (even though you are idiots.....)! You’re giving me a migraine!"

Bob sneered, "Why should we listen to you? We're going to die!"

Valerie hit Bob over the head with a frying pan that Niki kept in her sock drawer (don’t ask).

Eva stood up and said quietly, "Julie is right." Everyone gasped. "We need to be quiet."

Vanessa nodded in agreement. "We need to be calm." Everyone started running around like lunatics again (which they are).

Krystina, who was ready to kill everyone at the moment, jumped on the T.V. "Transform, you idiots!" Everyone blinked in confusion. "Become naked and spin around in the air."

"Oh. We get it!" Everyone transformed (I'm too lazy to write down what they say when they transform).

Suddenly the door burst open and Mike Myers (dum dum dum) walked inside.

"It's wrong to crash a slumber party even if it's already been crashed by Gerg." Everyone rolled their eyes. "In defense for all of the other slumber parties that have been crashed, in the name of cows, I punish you!"

"NO YOU WON’T!" A yellow substance came out of Mike's mouth and tied up Julie.

"HELP! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?!" She remembered all she did to deserve this. "Oh.......never mind!"

"Now I I will destroy Sailor Moo!"

"Um.....excuse me, sir," Mike looks at Lisa. "Where did your caps go?"

"Oops." Puts caps on. "IS THAT BETTER?"

"Yup."

"OK NOW BACK TO DESTROYING SAILOR MOO."

"Will you f%#king help me?!" The senshi were too paralyzed with fear to help.

"We can’t. We're too paralyzed with fear to help."

"Some guardians you are!" Julie glared at the other senshi. "Thanks for nothing!"

"You’re welcome."

Mike Myers gets ready to make his final blow to Julie.

"Help me, you damn freshmen!"

"WE ARE NOT FRESHMEN!" they glared at Julie. "Now we won’t help you!"

"WHAT?! THAT'S IT!" She starts glowing. "I'M USING THE @$$ PENNY ON YOU!"

The senshi stepped back. "We were just kidding!"

With the power of the @$$ penny, Julie breaks free from the yellow thingie.

"OH NO!"

"MMM MONGOOSE!" Mike Myers dies. "I did it!"

"Well looks like you did!" Eva pokes the remains of Mike with her staff.

THE EN-

Suddenly, one of Mike's arms grabs Eva's staff. "Hey! Let go! That's mine!"

"What?!"

"He's still alive?!"

"Help!"

"We’re doomed!"

"The @$$ penny failed!"

"I’ll protect you, my love!"

"Come near me and I kill you!"

"I knew I should have tried out for Luna in Sailor Moon........"

"Don’t let me die! Take them!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhh pant pant Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Don’t you hate it whe-"

"Oh, shut up."