Julie paced around Niki's room, thinking about her 'Gerg problem'.
Valerie, who was kicking Bob, finally said "what the hell are you doing?!"
Bob rolled her eyes and said, "who cares?" Everyone threw their left shoe at Bob.
Julie sighed and kicked Bob for no apparent reason whatsoever. "I'm thinking about my Gerg problem," she said as if she was the smartest person in the room.
Lisa frowned. "Don’t hurt Bob! She didn’t do anything to you!"
Julie snapped back "Yes she did! She came back alive, that's what she did!"
Special K and Vanessa started having a giggle fit and only quieted when Gerg entered the room, running to Julie with his arms opened. "My love!"
Julie shouted, "THIS IS A GIRL SLUMBER PARTY! GET OUT OR I'LL USE MY @$$ PENNY ON YOU!"
Gerg either didn’t hear her, or he is deaf and stupid (I'm going for deaf and stupid), because he hugged her. "My love! My love!"
Julie picked up a metal baseball bat that was just lying there and swung hard at Gerg, but missed and hit Bob in the face, knocking her out cold.
Mallory tried (KEYWORD:TRIED) to quiet everyone, but gave up and jumped out Niki's window.
Eva, who was quiet the whole time finally got up and screeched, "EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP OR I'LL SEND YOU TO THE YEAR 1994!"
Everyone gasped (don’t ask).
Krystina walked inside the room and gasped, "Why is everyone so quiet?! It's a miracle!" (halleluiah song comes on)
Mallory (who climbed up the window while everyone was arguing) said, "God finally had pity on us! HURRAY!"
Krystina cleared her throat, "Well now down to business. There's a new evil, and it's very near. So near in fact, it's in this house right now."
"Actually, that's my brother," Niki corrected.
"Oh." Krystina thought about something. "No, not that evil the other evil."
Suddenly the lights flickered off and a cackling laugh could be heard from outside the room.
"OHMIGOD!" Mallory screamed. "WE’RE GOING TO DIE!"
"I'M TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIE!"
"I DONT WANT TO DIE.....AGAIN!"
"I WANT MY MOMMY!" (that was Julie)
"WE’RE DOOMED!"
"AHHHHHHH"
"OUCH! WHO STEPPED ON MY FOOT?!"
"OOPS....THAT WAS ME. SORRY."
"HOLD ME, MY LOVE!"
"NOT IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!"
"CALM DOWN GIRLS......AND GERGS!"
"WE’RE GOING TO DIE!"