1. Who is chosen to be the new leader of the Sailor Senshi in Julie's absence?
Mallory
Niki
Valerie

2. Before Mr. McDoormat leaves for his sabbatical, what were his last words?
I have a tumor.
My legs are not that bowlegged!
Como como? Como como como, como no?

3. When was the earliest point of human evolution?
three - five million years ago
1492
1984

4. When Vanessa (aka: Sailor Ecco) first shows up, what animal has she taken the form of?
a harmless, little bunny
a pig
a duck

5. In episode 10, who actually eats the evil witch's cookie?
Valerie
Niki
Bob

6. In Valerie's opinion, compared to Niki's brothers, what is the Easter bunny like?
a bobcat
a harmless, litle rabbit
a ferocious, rabid bear

7. What happens to Julie and Gerg in the future?
they live happily ever after
they get a divorce
they celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary

8. What 1986 Broadway musical was completely rewritten and turned into an entire episode?
"Into The Woods"
"Kiss Of The Spiderwoman"
"Victor/Victoria" (featuring Alex/Alexia)

9. In episode 12, what was used to cut Bob's hair (the first talisman)?
hedge clippers
scissors
a very large kitchen knife

10. What is God?
Valerie's spastic brand-new computer
a supreme being worshiped by Christians, Jews, and Muslims alike
Niki's blue sweatshirt

11. According to B*tch #2, what is David like?
a harmless little rabbit
the bobcat
wasted time

12. Where are the superheroes from the 80s meeting when Valerie accidentally walks in on them?
Mr. McDoormat's disgusting portable
the teacher's bathroom (where no students are allowed)
the janitor's closet

13. Only one superhero from the 80s wears spandex; who is it?
Captain Stewie
Bowlegged Man
Twenty Dollar Bill Man

14. How many questions must a person answer correctly to cross the Bridge of Death?
five
three
two

15. Whose heart gets eaten by Niki's evil, alter-ego, Mistress 13?
the Boy
Tuxedo Dego
Alexia

16. What proves to be B*tch #5's downfall?
Boudreaux's Butt Paste
the Legendary A$$ Penny
the Holy Milk Pail

17. If Niki were a man, where does she claim she would eat a heart?
in a French cafe
in the Marketplace
in the privacy of her own home

18. How did Valerie, Vanessa, Mallory, Bob, Eva, and Jeff die (in their respective order)?
blown up, vanished, smooshed, impaled, bitten, and just dead
impaled, bitten, blown up, smooshed, vanished, and just dead
vanished, bitten, smooshed, impaled, blown up, and just dead