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MEET THE BAD GUYS:

Name: Mr. Mister Likes: wearing cloaks
Secret Identity: Cajun Man Dislikes: all incarnations of the Moo People, stupid henchmen, bad guys who turn good guys
Occupation: evil cloaked man Who Is He Exactly? the big baddie of season one
Why is He Important? after a failed attempt to destroy the Moo Kingdom many years ago (even though everyone died), Mr. Mister decides that he must destroy the current incarnations of the Moo People: the Sailor Senshi
When Does He Show Up? Mr. Mister is the leader of the other baddies throughout season one; his secret identity is revealed at the end of episode six
Super Powers: can shoot deadly fireballs from under his cloak
Sailor Moon Character Most Like: Wiseman
Why? they both wear big black cloaks, both want the senshi dead
Why Not? unlike Wiseman, Mr. Mister actually manages to kill the senshi . . . unfortunately for him, they come back to life


Name: Jeff, Evil, Evil, Jeff (dum dum dum) Likes: computers, Alexia
Secret Identity: Jeff Karollo Dislikes: Julie (he only helps her because Alexia is her daughter)
Occupation: bad guy who eventually turns good - kind of Who Is He Exactly? the main evil henchman of Mr. Mister that never seems to die; he's also Alex's brother
Why is He Important? after attempting to kill Sailor Moo (several times) and failing, in season two, he becomes good and acts as Julie's secret informative (he gives her inside info on the B*tches 5)
When Does He Show Up? Jeff shows up when Julie first becomes Sailor Moo; he's the first bad guy she successfully defeats - then he comes back
Super Powers: Computer Virus Attack!
Super Computer Virus Attack!


Name: Professor Smeezer and Bentfence Likes: eating (just a guess)
Secret Identity: Mrs. Smeezer (evil math teacher) and daughter Dislikes: senshi who were Professor Smeezer's math students (aka: Valerie, Niki, and Mallory)
Occupation: bad guys who have successfully infiltrated the Loserville school system Who Are They Exactly? Mr. Mister's evil henchmen (who resemble balls of clay)
Why Are They Important? they are suppossed to destroy the senshi, but they fail miserably; in their final fight, new senshi powers are revealed
When Do They Show Up? they show up in episode one when they are instructed to send Jeff, Evil, Evil, Jeff to kill Sailor Moo
Super Powers: PI!
Tan Attack!
Strengths: Bentfence can bend fences by only throwing her weight upon them and she has a heightened sense of smell; both use their excessive amounts of body fat to block attacks Weaknesses: their excessive amounts of body fat prevents them from standing up after they have fallen over


Name: Candicinsm Likes: mayonnaise
Secret Identity: Candice-I-Never-Shower-Mayonnaise Kwaites Dislikes: showering
Occupation: Mr. Mister henchman Who Is She Exactly? the random bad guy of the day in episode two
Why is She Important? she's not
When Does She Show Up? She attacks Julie right before the other senshi are given their transformation powers; Tuxedo Dego shows up for the first time to protect Julie from Candicinsm
Super Powers: I Never Shower--Attack!
Mayonnaise Attack!


Name: Rootbeer and Almonds Likes: rootbeer and almonds
Secret Identity: Lauren Karollo (aka: Nerual) Dislikes: Jeff, Evil, Evil, Jeff (dum dum dum)
Occupation: bad guy teamed with Mountain Dew and Cashews Who Is She Exactly? evil henchman sent to aid Jeff, Evil, Evil, Jeff; she is Alex and Jeff's sister
Why Is She Important? although only a minor bad guy in season one, she appears again in season two with one intention: to destroy Jeff
When Does She Show Up? with MC, she condemns the senshi to the Dimension of Unspecified Time which sends them to Nakodish
Super Powers: Dimension of Unspecified Time!
Big Scary Sophomoric Attack!
Double Big Scary Sophomoric Attack!
Rootbeer and Almonds Splat!
Dimension of Unspecified Location!
Strengths: is a sophomore
Weaknesses: can be defeated by freshmen


Name: Mountain Dew and Cashews Likes: Mountain Dew and cashews
Secret Identity: Kristina MacBryde (aka: Special K) Dislikes: Jeff, Evil, Evil, Jeff (dum dum dum); later dislikes being evil
Occupation: bad guy teamed with Rootbeer and Almonds Who Is She Exactly? evil henchman sent to aid Jeff, Evil, Evil, Jeff; later becomes Sailor Special K
Why Is She Important? although only a minor bad guy in season one, she appears again in season two as the eighth Sailor Senshi of Earth
When Does She Show Up? with RA, she condemns the senshi to the Dimension of Unspecified Time (episode 3) which sends them to Nakodish
Super Powers: Dimension of Unspecified Time!
Big Scary Sophomoric Attack!
Double Big Scary Sophomoric Attack!
Strengths: is a sophomore
Weaknesses: can be defeated by freshmen


Name: Mistress 13 Likes: Fosse, kharma beads, eating people's hearts in front of their faces
Secret Identity: Niki (aka: Sailor 24601) Dislikes: all incarnations of the Moo People, superheroes from the 80s, long hair, roaches
Occupation: Sleeping Messiah Who Is She Exactly? Niki's super evil alter ego
Why is She Important? Mistress 13 must be awakened through Niki (with help from the B*tches 5) in order to bring forth Pharaoh 130's ascension which will lead to Earth's total and complete annihalation
When Does She Show Up? the Sleeping Messiah is awoken after the coming of the four talismans (cow, slipper, hair, cloak) when Niki is kidnapped by the B*tches 5
Super Powers: can summon Pharaoh 130; can rip out hearts and eat them
Sailor Moon Character Most Like: Mistress 9
Why? both are super evil alter egos of very short senshi, both have ridiculously long hair, both have number after name (13 = 2+4+6+0+1)
Why Not? Mistress 9 enjoys ripping heart crystals from the senshi's bodies, but Mistress 13 prefers to just eat their hearts - in front of their faces


Name: Caroline St. Ramen Likes: talking in all capital letters, being b*tchy
Secret Identity: evil ex-president of Amnesty; student at LSMSA International Dislikes: incompetant B*tches, other members of Amnesty International
Occupation: servant to Mistress 13 and Pharaoh 130, leader of the B*tches 5 Who Is She Exactly? ageless bad guy who constantly tries to resurrect Pharaoh 130 - and fails a lot
Why Is She Important? it is her job to make sure the B*tches 5 do their jobs right so that Pharaoh 130 can destroy the world; she is the instrument of Mistress 13's awakening
When Does She Show Up? at the beginning of season two as a mysterious bad guy who speaks in capital letters (much like Mr. Mister and Mistress 13)
Super Powers: none specified (leader of the B*tches 5)
Sailor Moon Character Most Like: Kaolinite
Why? both work to resurrect Messiahs, both are killed by their respective Mistresses


Name: The B*tches 5 Likes: foreign languages, math, reading children's books to relatively intelligent adolescents (and dinosaur poo)
Secret Identities: Madame Deatrich (Mrs. Evilb*tchfromhell), Mrs. MicChan, Mrs. Saten, Mrs. Baysh, Mr. Schmith Dislikes: students, teenagers in general
Occupation: French teacher, sixth grade homeroom teacher, Spanish teacher, algebra II teacher, French teacher Who Are They Exactly? a band of evil teachers gathered together to defeat the Sailor Senshi and resurrect Pharaoh 130
Why Are They Important? they must either completely destroy or hold off the senshi long enough for Mistress 13 to be awakened
When Do They Show Up? throughout season two; once one dies, the next is called
Super Powers: Super Anti-Moo Power Drainer 5000 (aka: large metal box thingie)
Wasting Wasted Time!
David Is Like The Bobcat!
very sharp pencils and very scary singing l'anana men
Sailor Moon Character Most Like: The Witches 5
Why? both are a group of five who intend to destroy the senshi and bring forth the ultimate evil; both end in "itches"
Why Not? whereas the Witches 5 were somewhat competant bad guys, the B*tches 5 are really quite sad and are more amused by killing each other than by killing the senshi


Name: The Sailor Senshi from Outer Space

Secret Identities: (in order) Sailor Cranberry, Sailor Pink, Sailor Boris, Sailor ChibiS, Sailor Light, Sailor Tange, Sailor PerkyFluffyBunny
Like: conquering planets; reading; chasing people with knives; running around like chickens and/or rabid sea monkeys
Dislike: the Sailor Senshi of Earth, the Princess of the Republic
Occupation: henchmen working under The Emperor who have come to Earth to find and kill the Princess of the Republic; they go in disguise on Earth as both students and "Hot Chicks"
Who Are They Exactly? a band of evil Sailor Senshi from other planets who have come together to work for the Emperor (SODA POPS Mission - Seek Out and Destroy Absent Princess and Overthrow Prevailing Sovereignty); some of the senshi were coerced while others came willingly; they communicate with the Emperor through a mysterious voice known only as "Charlie"
Why Are They Important? the Sailor Senshi from Outer Space are the Earth senshi's main enemies in the third season of SMoo; the Earth senshi join forces with Nutzi Tunz to fight them
When Do They Show Up? from the first episode of the third season through the end
Super Powers: Super Sailor Galaxy - Attack!
Sailor Moon Characters Most Like: the team of senshi who work for Sailor Galaxia in Sailor Moon Stars
Why? both are a group of senshi from planets around the galaxy who work for the season's big bad and try to destroy the Sailor Senshi of Earth
Why Not? whereas the senshi who worked for Sailor Galaxia were always trying to do each other in, the Senshi from Outer Space have worked together throughout the season - more or less
(characters are KiSS dolls designed by: Deena, Issei, Jdyck, Lynne, Mariye, Topleka, and Zoe)


Name: S.I.M.O.N. (Da Da Da) Pretends to Like: Niki
Secret Identity: Synthetic Immitation Manoid Operation Something-That-Begins-With-an-N Dislikes: The Sailor Senshi of Earth
Occupation: Robot belonging to Sailor Pink Who Is He Exactly? Sailor Pink created S.I.M.O.N. to be Niki's perfect man (gay with a Scottish accent) so that she would fall in love and divulge the Sailor Senshi's secrets.
Why is He Important? Although S.I.M.O.N. is defeated before he can fulfil his mission, he does manage to infect Niki with the spirit of a clam, turning her temporarily evil
When Does He Show Up? S.I.M.O.N. appears in episode 25 after Sailor Pink overhears Niki speaking to Timm in Valerie's house in episode 24
Super Powers: STATIC ELECTRIC SPARK EXPLOSION HAZARD ATTACK!


Name: The Emperor Likes: alligator-skinned Prada boots, sized nine-and-a-half
Secret Identity: If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret Dislikes: The Sailor Senshi of Earth, the Republic and its Princess
Occupation: Big Bad of Season Three, self-proclaimed Emperor of the galaxy Who Is She Exactly? The Emperor is a mysterious, cloaked figure who is working to construct the Death Star, a weapon that will destroy the Republic so she is the sole ruler of the galaxy
Why is She Important? the Emperor sends a group of evil Sailor Senshi to Earth in search of the Republic's runaway princess, setting into motion the chain of events that is season three
When Does She Show Up? aside from a brief encounter with the faux-Princess, the Emperor does not make an appearance until the season three finale
Super Powers:


SMoo Randomness:
Jeff: Is that a pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?