While the 80th Annual Academy Awards may have drawn 32 million pairs of eyes to the star-studded Hollywood Kodak Theatre on February 24th, 2008, it was by no means the only awards ceremony of the night.
Another smaller, though no-less short-skirted, awards ceremony took place near the ghetto of Beau Chene in Loserville, where dozens of superheroes and their furry sidekicks came together to celebrate the 1st Annual Outer Awards, a ceremony honoring the best of the best in parody shoujo adventure stories.
The winners are as follows.
Achievement in Freshmen Abusing
Sailor MooAchievement in Parodying Shoujo Anime
Sailor PsychyAchievement in Psychic Fire Readings (More or Less)
Sailor EccoAchievement in Musical Stardom
Nutsi TunzBest Performance by a Mentor, Female
Krystina the CatBest Performance by a Mentor, Male
Mr. WalrusBest Performance by a Senshi in the Role of a Major Villain
Sailor 24601 as Mistress 13Best Performance by a Cameo Character in the Role of a Major Villain
Cajun Man as Mr. MisterBest Performance by a Former Henchman Turned Short-Skirted Superhero
Mountain Dew and Cashews as Sailor Special KBest Performance by a Former Henchman Turned Unattractive Boyfriend / Informant
Jeff, Evil, Evil, JeffBest Performance by a Transgendered Character
Alexia as Sailor Mini Moo / AlexMost Consistently Confused
Sailor UnicoMost Consistently Foul-Mouthed
The Fairy Who Likes Coke and PeanutsMost Consistently Non-Existent
TimmMost Deserving of a Thorough Thrashing by a Conveniently Located Stick
Sailor UnknownMost Forgettable Performance in the Role of a Best Friend
Polly (who?) Exactly.Lifetime Achievement Award for Door Watching
Sailor ChocolateLifetime Achievement Award for Tuxedo Wearing
Tuxedo Diego / The Prince Who Likes Coke and PeanutsLifetime Achievement Award for Failing to Attain Ex-Freshman Status
Sailor Meow
Join us next year for the 2nd Annual Outer Awards. Be sure to make your nominations at the SMoo forum!