While the 80th Annual Academy Awards may have drawn 32 million pairs of eyes to the star-studded Hollywood Kodak Theatre on February 24th, 2008, it was by no means the only awards ceremony of the night.
Another smaller, though no-less short-skirted, awards ceremony took place near the ghetto of Beau Chene in Loserville, where dozens of superheroes and their furry sidekicks came together to celebrate the 1st Annual Outer Awards, a ceremony honoring the best of the best in parody shoujo adventure stories.
The winners are as follows.
Achievement in Freshmen Abusing
Achievement in Parodying Shoujo Anime
Achievement in Psychic Fire Readings (More or Less)
Achievement in Musical Stardom
Best Performance by a Mentor, Female
Krystina the Cat
Best Performance by a Mentor, Male
Best Performance by a Senshi in the Role of a Major Villain
Sailor 24601 as Mistress 13
Best Performance by a Cameo Character in the Role of a Major Villain
Cajun Man as Mr. Mister
Best Performance by a Former Henchman Turned Short-Skirted Superhero
Mountain Dew and Cashews as Sailor Special K
Best Performance by a Former Henchman Turned Unattractive Boyfriend / Informant
Jeff, Evil, Evil, Jeff
Best Performance by a Transgendered Character
Alexia as Sailor Mini Moo / Alex
Most Consistently Confused
Most Consistently Foul-Mouthed
The Fairy Who Likes Coke and Peanuts
Most Consistently Non-Existent
Most Deserving of a Thorough Thrashing by a Conveniently Located Stick
Most Forgettable Performance in the Role of a Best Friend
Polly (who?) Exactly.
Lifetime Achievement Award for Door Watching
Lifetime Achievement Award for Tuxedo Wearing
Tuxedo Diego / The Prince Who Likes Coke and Peanuts
Lifetime Achievement Award for Failing to Attain Ex-Freshman Status
Join us next year for the 2nd Annual Outer Awards. Be sure to make your nominations at the SMoo forum!